Tip #2. Don't be fooled. You will find no very tiny people or siamese twins at the Ripley's Believe it or nor Museum. If you want to see freaks save your dough and refer to tip #3.
Tip #3. If you're feeling bad about yourself go to Wal-Mart.
Tip #4. The phrase "Don't worry we're from Wisconsin" does not reassure most strangers.
Tip #5. Yes, you can get away with wearing that one more day!
Tip #6. You don't want to try the Menudo or the Rocky Mountain Oysters just because you've never had them.
Tip #7. Crack the window.
Tip #8. Even if the bear appears to be dead do not kick it.
Tip #9. If your gas tank has been full for over 200 miles, something may not be functioning properly.
Tip #10. Cave Bacon is not a breakfast food
Tip #11. If the smell is strong enough to wake you up , sorry Brother, you're not dreaming!
